DUP Brexit donation
In a land of secrets and unknowns,
There lies a council, with hidden thrones.
The Constitutional Research they're called,
Their funding, Unionist, strong and bold.
Chaired by Richard Cook, a man of might,
He helped the DUP in their Brexit fight.
A record-breaking donation, oh so grand,
To leave campaign in Northern Ireland's land.
But who are these donors, we do not know,
The CRC keeps their names in a shadow.
No website, no accounts, they do not share,
Their secrets hidden with utmost care.
They've funded the European Research Group,
And Steve Baker, Brexit minister, so stoic.
But what lies beneath this mysterious veil?
What stories do their connections entail?
Richard Cook, a former vice-chairman true,
Of Scottish Conservatives, his ties not few.
Connected to Prince Nawwaf, a Saudi name,
And Peter Haestrup, an arms dealer of fame.
The CRC, they hold their cards so close,
But one thing is certain, we all suppose.
If a second Scottish vote comes to be,
They'll fund the anti-independence plea.
So let us wonder and let us ponder,
About this council, their secrets yonder.
For in the world of politics and lore,
Mysteries abound, forevermore.
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